Why did the blonde visit the post office 50 times in one day?
Her computer kept saying she has mail.
Save a horse... Ride a cowboy!
- Jay Leno
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year's hide and seek champion.
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to Disney World?
She saw a sign saying: "Disney World Left" so she went home.
Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
Because they can't remember the recipe.
Her computer kept saying she has mail.
Save a horse... Ride a cowboy!
- Jay Leno
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year's hide and seek champion.
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to Disney World?
She saw a sign saying: "Disney World Left" so she went home.
Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
Because they can't remember the recipe.
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